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Who is the mystical Jim Doors?

Long rumored to be residing somewhere east of the Mississippi, the legendary Jim Doors has evolved to be known as the ultimate shadow figure representing the trials and tribulations of our generation.  His legend spans the entire eastern seaboard and tales of his greatness have been discoursed from Timbuktu to the far reaches of Greenland. 

It is to be noted that his true fans should not fall for an obvious misnomer:  Jim Doors is certainly not to be confused with Jim Morrison, who is better known to fans today as the dream messenger from the epic and universally lauded Mike Myers masterpiece Wayne's World 2. 

Yet what Jim Doors actually stands for remains inexplicably elusive. The world stands united, anxiously awaiting his reformed message to guide us in the years to come…